Thank you for choosing the DISTRACTICON blog as your source for processing new information. The DISTRACTICON blog is just one of the many tools of distraction in the DISTRACTICON’s arsenal.
The DISTRACTICON is a robot designed and manufactured by the most brilliant scientists of our time. Its only directive, to present you with irresistible temptations meant to distract you from getting anything done. Once the DISTRACTICON has successfully lured you into a state of engrossment, it then proceeds to scan your brain in order to find the frequency that your synapses use to transmit information so it can mimic it and download distractions directly into your brain.  The DISTRACTICON’s power source is derived from the blissful awe of a human completely captivated.
Enjoy and remember, resistance is futile
(The DISTRACTICON is also BFFs with the Borg)
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