If you wish to communicate with the DISTRACTICON,  please use the contact input module below.  It will automatically convert it into data-packets and beam it straight into the DISTRACTICON’s processing center for storage and analysis.  If its algorithms calculate that a response is necessary, you will receive a reply in binary code (hope you speak binary).

The DISTRACTICON has learned that saying “thank you” at this moment will bring satisfaction to a human:
printf(“011101000110100001100001011011100110101100100000011110010110111101110101″)

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